I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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