Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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