If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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