that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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