names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.