Sry I called you an 8
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...