That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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