I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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