I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
