what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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