i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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