Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza