The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky