She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Quick, to the slutcave!
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.