I hope mine doesn't look like that
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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