Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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