Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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