I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
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Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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