no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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