gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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