My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Randomize
