it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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