the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
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I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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