Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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