I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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