we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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