I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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