she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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