Yo dont text me then not text me
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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