I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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