I skipped work to stalk him.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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