great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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