drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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