is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I can't put those talents on a resume
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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