Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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