Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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