This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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