piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
