Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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