Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
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He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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