The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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