the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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