Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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