there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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