I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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