I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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