I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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this hospital has no fireball
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Your penis caused this!
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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