you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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