Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Randomize
