I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
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We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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