so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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