4 words: hood of his car
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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