Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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