My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
i out mim tonsoeep
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