check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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