just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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