I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Randomize
