We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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